You need not fear. This isn't some NSA, GCHQ surveillance sort of operation. My friend pointed out today, as I've placed a Google Analytics tag on my page, I need to have a Cookie banner/policy on my blog.

I don't usually dabble in the dark arts of SEO'ing, however I've popped a GA tag on this blog, simply to see how many visitors I am getting. To date I've had around 70! Whoopfuckingyay! Any who, you need not worry, there is a lovely cookie banner/pop up/privacy policy page to look over!

With some help from CookieBot (using the Free plan - 1 site, under 100 pages) I was able to quickly spin up some cookie bollocks to ultimately cover my arse.